Hi sister, please I need to know how to make love. Whenever I want to make love with my girl friend, she always complains of pains. Before you ask, she's no virgin though. Oh, I have moderate-size manhood.'Yeah, another one of those mails! Ha! What is it with guys and the sizes of their manhood' What is it with them and the way and manner they bang' If they do it right, they can't wait to tell their beer drinking buddies that they are dynamites in bed. If the babe complains of not being satisfied or of being pains, she's a slut, sex-machine or other horrible adjectives. Naturally, such-narrow minded adjectives will come from a guy suffering from insecurity and inadequacy. You dey feel so' Yes, I know my dear, grammar boku!Did I just hear a female voice, shouting, 'Yeah, preach it sister'' I did' Ha! Thank God that somebody agrees with me. She probably had such nasty lover before.The broad-minded lover, however, might get depressed a bit, but begins to ponder and wonder how to get better. Every guy wants to be a tiger, not a chump in bed. Take that to the bank!This mail is obviously from a broad-minded guy. Yeah, I believe it.Listen bro, this pen will tell you from the word go, that there are no hard or fast rules when it comes to making love. I know what you're saying'I can feel you'but the truth is that being able to satisfy a woman naturally has to do with the guy's characteristics as a human being. If he's a selfish bastard, it'll reflect in his sexual performances in bed. He'll be the type that wants to jump between a babe's legs'won't give a crap that her body is indifferent. He slots in his rod into her machine, tunes in recklessly to different channels and stations, never bothering if he is getting the frequency that the babe under him will enjoy. Within minutes, he's pouring like a burst dam, shouting, alleluia! Stupid man!I've always argued with people that we are born with natural urges and innate sexual moves. Take a babe and a guy who are virgins and put them in a room and tell them to make love. As Biology students, they know that the pen will go into the round hole. Every fool knows that. But no Biology teacher will expend energy teaching some morons how to move, kick and thrash in bed to reach orgasm.Put them in a room, the guy sees the babes rudely, jutting boobs, it sends messages to his brain, and blood begins to flow towards the region of his manhood. It gets turgid. The veins begin to stand on ends, straining, every sinews showing. Like a natural born swimmer, he'll slide his candy bar into her wet core, and before you know it, they'll both be thrashing, panting and holding unto each other like there's no tomorrow. That is innate. Something no Biology teacher can pass across. Something in-born.The only thing here is that the guy may not have the time for, or knowledge about, foreplay. Personally, I feel foreplay goes with emotional feelings towards the partner. When a guy loves a woman, and the feeling is mutual, they will want to smooch, caress, lick, suckle and lap at each other's exposed bodies and genitals.I had a nasty experience of sex. It took me like forever to ever know and realise that orgasm was not a myth circulated by romance novels. Once I knew it, I kicked against any sort of bed activity that will not lead to me to orgasm. Sex without an orgasm leaves me grouchy, cantankerous and out of breath. It's like eating amala without ila or ewendu soup. I can't stand it!My bros, the thing about making love and giving your babe pleasure is to know her G spots. Yeah, G spots. The Lord knows that I have spoken on this topic of love making so many times, that I'm even now beginning to sound like a broken record.I know you won't agree with me. You're sick, that's why! You just love reading this'Oh, well, your lover's G spots are the areas which he/she is sensitive to; areas that make him/her want to scream in pleasure. For me, my G spots are my boobs, clits and neck. God, I just go all wet and munchy, munchy once I feel his tongue sucking my neck! Hard to believe, but true.I know a nurse. She's a friend, who told me that her guy only needs to hold her hands and she'll go wet down there!Different strokes for different folks, you'll say.Some guys go gaga once the babe's teeth begin to nibble and bite their nipples. The nipples begin to harden. Other guys, you can chew off their nipples all you want, they'll just be staring as if you're a bad production of an Indian film!Still for other guys, their scrotum sac is their kick-starter. Just touch it or attempt to suckle or lick it and whoooop'they start clutching at your head. God help the babe if he doesn't break her neck.What are your own G spots' Tell your lover now, today, so that you both will have a better and more fulfilled sex life. If you don't tell her/him, who will you tell' The pigeons' I don't think so!Mostly importantly, learn to be a patient lover in bed. Be mindful of your woman's pains and pleasure. Most babes experience pains during sex when the honey well is not well lubricated.A babe gets wet or lubricated when her guy kisses or touches her G spots. The wetness is like her arms, ready and open to take you in'your foreplay is like the knocking on her door, her wetness, like her opening her door for you to enter. Trying to barge into her room, without her consent, can cause her pains. You can hurt her without meaning to.Every guy'every right thinking guy anyway'wants to see a smile on the face of his lover after a sizzling bedroom encounter! If you did dig her well in bed, she will not mind making a dash to the kitchen to prepare your best meal. Ha!Ha!ha! that's when guys that are called John, begin to grin as the babe calls them, 'Man Johnny, My man Johnny. What will you eat'' Ha! Ha!Ha!If you know how to make her come, make her beg for you to impale her with your sword, she will naturally look forward to each moment of love-making with you.If you're a horrid monster in bed, forget it bros'she'll look for one thousand and one reasons why she will not be able to come to your apartment.Hey! Hey! Wait a minute'you may be horrible in bed and she still comes around'why''search me! You don't need a soothsayer to tell you why. Your money, fool! Certainly not that weapon you decorate your thighs with. If you have it and don't know how to use it to pleasure a babe, believe me, it's a decoration!I'm thinking maybe I should take you through the stages of foreplay to love making, revealing every intimate detail, in a graphic writing' What do you think' I'm having this feeling of d javu again
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