The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ' but succinct ' wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this weeks great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.Sign up for our Funniest Tweets Of The Week newsletter here.Pilates teacher told us to come to child's pose so I said "MORE LIKE DEPRESSED 30-SOMETHING WOMAN'S POSE AM I RIGHT" and no one laughed Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) April 26, 2017 just saw some moms at the park taking selfies while their kids fell off slides and like boy if that ain't me... farwz (@farwzz) April 23, 2017 I'm sure we could have been great friends, but you seem to insist on pronouncing the "g" in "lasagna." Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 24, 2017 make it stop pic.twitter.com/DOF0KQorPC Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) April 24, 2017 Honestly I cannot believe how long Law & Order: SVU duped us into doing emotional labor for Elliott StablerJenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch) April 23, 2017 You: HiMe: Honestly you're not entitled to any of my emotional energy this is rude and unfair what do you think this is Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) April 23, 2017 My cheeks are usually red in a way that makes people think I'm wearing makeup. I don't wear makeup. I'm just eternally embarrassed Amy Dentata (@AmyDentata) April 24, 2017 Woman: The bees are dying.random male: I don't know what kind of men YOU hang out with but I'M not killing bees. Fluorescent Beige (@awesomelocks) April 22, 2017 Aliens come to abduct me in early 2016: Away you ghastly travelers! I'd sooner die!Aliens come to abduct me in 2017: Lemme get my shoes. Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) April 26, 2017 Tonight I let a man waste my time. I'd appreciate thoughts and prayers during this, my moment of grief shakira (@jodecicry) April 23, 2017 editor: when can I expect your draft me: eventually, but at a later dateeditor: hm 'me: let me finish--so I can get started early select bitch (@caseyjohnston) April 23, 2017 a woman dropped her coffee cup on the street and out spilled a full glass mickey of whiskey it's monday, y'all Scaachi (@Scaachi) April 24, 2017 Me when I see that my man got a new hoodie pic.twitter.com/nSpnlkOgwz Maria (@cakefacedcutie) April 26, 2017 we could replace 90% of pundits with dogs in bowties and be better for it Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 24, 2017 they should have nap pods at the club Ziwe (@ziwe) April 23, 2017 God grant me the serenity to accept that my doctor is 45 mins late because he's discussing podcasts with a patient in the adjacent room. maggie mull (@infinitesimull) April 24, 2017 this year is the fifth in a row 9yo has declined to join me for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day bc "it's not interesting watching you write" Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) April 24, 2017 outgrowing your workout clothes is a real special kind of disappointing Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) April 22, 2017 me: i'm a very private personsomeone: hime: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) April 25, 2017 me to other people: don't compare yourself to anyone! me: *reads celebrity wikipedias to see if they too were a mess at 25* Julia Pugachevsky (@jaypugz) April 26, 2017 -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.
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