The *English* summer transfer window is closed. The Premier League is back. Silly season is over. The real season has begun. But with it, comes the actualisation of this silly season. The posturing, the prognosticating, the five minute highlight reel watching is over. We have actual footage of these actual signings to pour over now, well at least in most cases. And, yeah, not all of it is flattering. So, two games in, here are nine Premier League signings who are definitely, 100%, without... Click here to read full news..