6 Types Of People Youll Meet In A Danfo & Why Youll Never Forget Them

<blockquote>A danfo isnt just a busits a moving storybook, a theater of real-life comedy, and sometimes, an extreme sport. Lagosians know that every danfo ride comes with unpredictable characters that turn your commute into a whole experience. Eyes Of Lagos reports,<br><br>Here are six unforgettable passengers youre bound to meet (and maybe avoid) when you hop on a Lagos danfo.<br><br>1. <b>The Loud Phone Call Uncle </b><br><br>This man is having a full board meeting on the busand youre involuntarily part of it. Hes yelling Tell him to send the 2.5 million today! into his Itel phone with full confidence. No earpiece, no shame, no peace.<br><br>2. <b>The Angry Conductor with Selective Hearing </b><br><br>Hes shouting Ojuelegba, CMS, Ojota! at 100 decibels, but the moment you ask Do you go to Anthony' he suddenly cant hear you. But try not to give him old 500his ears will work instantly.<br><br>3. <b>The Fine Girl Pretending Shes Not Here</b> <br><br>Shes wearing sunglasses indoors, AirPods in, and shes not making eye contact with anyone. Danfo' What danfo' Shes mentally in an Uber Black.<br><br>4. <b>The Guy Selling Herbal Medicine for Everything</b> <br><br>He starts off calmly: Good morning my brothers and sisters in the Lord. Next thing you know, hes pitching bitters that cure typhoid, heartbreak, and povertyfor just 200.<br><br>5. <b>The Prayer Warrior at 6:30 AM</b> <br><br>Before the danfo even moves, you hear Let us pray. Shes praying for journey mercies and possibly deliverance from your sins. You cant say Amen fast enough.<br><br>6. <b>The One Who Doesnt Pay (and Hops Off Mid-Traffic)</b> <br><br>Every danfo has that one agile escape artist. The conductors yelling My money na!but this guy has already vanished into traffic. Every passenger watches, quietly respecting his hustle.<br> Final Thoughts:<br><br>Danfo rides are wild, noisy, hilarious, and unforgettable. These characters are what make Lagos Lagos. If youve never experienced them, are you even really a Lagosian'</blockquote><br><a rel=ugc href="https://eyesoflagos.com/6-types-of-people-youll-meet-in-a-danfo-and-why-youll-never-forget-them/">https://eyesoflagos.com/6-types-of-people-youll-meet-in-a-danfo-and-why-youll-never-forget-them/</a>
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