Picture this: Youre on your couch, pants-less, shoving Gushers in your face while watching hour five of House Hunters. Suddenly, youre screaming at the TV:You want a chefs kitchen, four bedrooms, a sauna, a gift-wrap room AND a 5-car garage, Susan'! For that budget'! PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.HGTVs House Hunters is a ride. If you, an uneducated person, have never watched House Hunters, the show takes viewers on the wondrous journey of following individuals, couples, or families on the search for a new home. They set a budget, tell viewers their must-haves (Three bedrooms! A patio! Counter space! No ghosts!), and a real estate agent shows them three houses, from which they eventually choose one for their happily ever after. But some of those budgets seem, well, a little unrealistic considering the jobs that some people on House Hunters have.Twitter seems to agree and thus has meme-ified the House Hunters guests. The format looks like this:[House Hunters format]Husband: I'm a (something insignificant) Wife: And I (something silly)Husband: Our budget is (ridiculous number) Mischievous Mike (@mstern68) April 20, 2017 Please enjoy the following Twitter/House Hunters-inspired gold:[House Hunters episode]HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-timeHUSBAND: Our budget is $950K Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 19, 2017 @ValeeGrrl [House Hunters episode]HUSBAND: I'm a part time Ranch Dressing inspectorWIFE: And I spend moneyHUSBAND: Our budget is $950K JerryAscione (@JerryAscione) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters episode]HUSBAND: "I am a used aquarium consultant"WIFE: "And I am my town's crier"HUSBAND: Our budget is $875k WalterBlakeKnoblock (@WBKnoblock) April 20, 2017 People on house hunters: we need 14 bedrooms, 9 baths, private multiplex cinema & 17 acres of land. Our budget is $12.44 & a paperclip. Chloe (@Marmite___) April 19, 2017 House Hunters:"We are looking for a modern turn key house in the city. Our budget is 1.2M"*picks a rustic 2.9M fixerupper by the ocean* Tanya Tara (@tanya_aroraa) April 19, 2017 [House Hunters episode]HUSBAND: I'm a sandwich artist.WIFE: And I have a blog about meat and beer.HUSBAND: Our budget is $875K Billy J. Smith (@thatbillysmith) April 20, 2017 On the next House Hunters...Wife: I'm a retired pumpkin carver.Husband: I was her assistant.Budget: $2.3M Andy McDonald (@iamandymcdonald) April 20, 2017 On the next House Hunters...HIM: I paint watercolors of dead possums.HER: I'm a stay-at-home harpsichord teacher.Our budget is $923,000. Tom Bradley Jr. (@TBradleywrites) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters episode]HUSBAND: "I sell used 8-track tapes"WIFE: "And I hang potatoes in people's garages"HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K Josh M (@JG_KB24fan) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters episode]Husband: I restring toy ukulele's.Wife: and I volunteer at the blind dog shelter.Both: our budget is 900k Lady Kryptonite (@that_weirdchick) April 20, 2017 House Hunters intro...HIM: I'm a hat critic for a blog.HER: I found a cigar box containing 2 gold coins.HIM: Our budget is $1.4m Jeremy Gibbens (@afterglide) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters]HUSBAND: I'm an office managerWIFE: And I'm a dentistHUSBAND: Our budget is $250k bc we like to live within our means Buh-lah-kay (@hiblake92) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters]Husband: I'm a simple mortal humanWife: And I'm a copy of Wario Ware Shake It Husband: Our budget is 7 trillion dollars Geeky Steven (@geekysteven) April 20, 2017 [House Hunters Episode]Man: I eat burgers for a livingWoman: I take pictures of my HusbandMan: Our budget is 4.76 million Aregano (@asafari20) April 20, 2017 Sorry, House Hunters is on ' see you guys never!! -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.
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