The supermarket card aisle is the best place to find the most cloying poetic mush you'll ever read. The problem is, your dad already knows that he lovingly taught you / The lessons you would later need / And his wisdom helped shape / The life you would later lead. Probably. Actually, maybe you've never had a thorough discussion about how you really, truly feel. But that's fine. Don't start now.Father's Day is simple.Etsy / sadshopAll you need to do is send a nice card ...Etsy / WeArePaperPlaneLike this one ...Etsy / CrimsonandCloverShopJust something short and sweet ...55 Hi'sTo let Dad know you appreciate him ...Etsy / LostMarblesCoAnd the stuff he's done for you.Etsy / shopsaplingpressEspecially if you were a horrible kid ...Etsy / VioletPressandPaperOr if you still are!Etsy / mrsLcardsBecause dads are great. Just like moms are great. Parents, you know' Great. Each in their own way.Etsy / BettieConfettiAww.Etsy / tattooslovelettersIf we were seahorses, though, our dads would have carried us around and brought us into the world.Farewell PaperieIsn't that weird'Etsy / seasandpeasAnyway, we can definitely all agree on the significance of the contribution fathers have made to the comedy world.Etsy / AltaRoseDesignsAnd that's certainly a reason to celebrate.Etsy / AllHerGlorySo give Dad a call. Take him to dinner. Talk about the weather, or his parenting skills ...Etsy / FunGirlsCardsBecause despite your lack of gushy sentiment, Father's Day is nice.Emily McDowellEven if it's just an excuse to buy another 80 million cards per year.Etsy / SpadeStationery -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website. Click here to read full news..